The Lab Rat

These glasses cater to the pragmatists among us, the noble souls who prioritize ocular safety over making a style statement. The best eye protection money can buy? Perhaps not. Will they survive a direct hit or two? Let’s just say they’re the optimists in the world of eyewear.

Consider them the disposable heroes of your sports bag: low-commitment, high-convenience. Stock up, distribute them like party favors among your comrades, and ensure every eye in the vicinity remains guarded. After all, on the court of life, no eye should go unprotected!