The Lab Rat

Welcome to the “Not a Baller” collection, where our eyewear’s protective spirit shines brighter than our fashion sense. Think of it as the budget-friendly knight in less-than-shiny armor, ready to defend your peepers without emptying your pockets. Sure, they boast some premium features, but if you’re hunting for runway-ready aesthetics, you might need to squint a little harder. Then again, in an era where minimalism reigns supreme, these spectacles could very well be the toast of the town for those who prefer their facial features to do the heavy lifting, fashion-wise.

These glasses cater to the pragmatists among us, the noble souls who prioritize ocular safety over making a style statement. The best eye protection money can buy? Perhaps not. Will they survive a direct hit or two? Let’s just say they’re the optimists in the world of eyewear.

Consider them the disposable heroes of your sports bag: low-commitment, high-convenience. Stock up, distribute them like party favors among your comrades, and ensure every eye in the vicinity remains guarded. After all, on the court of life, no eye should go unprotected!